Lenny Henry and the Left had one huge wankfest with France and Germany on the big screen, "It was marvellous there wasn't a white man to be seen".
Monday 30 June 2014
Sunday 29 June 2014
Saturday 28 June 2014
Friday 27 June 2014
'Gary Ablett's'
Liverpool fans threatened everyone with court action for laughing at them all week, "We wont take this lying down we'll fucking shriek".
Thursday 26 June 2014
Anfield Rap
Luis Suarez was left fuming as FIFA tried to force him to play for Liverpool again, "But they'll never win the league *shriek*".
Wednesday 25 June 2014
Fever Pitch
Liver Birds were left demanding justice for Luis Suarez's cock pocket, "We wont go quietly we'll shriek".
Tuesday 24 June 2014
KICK OFF!!!
'Anyone can be an England footballer' said Roy Hodgson as he picked another crock of shit for Costa Rica, "We need to win this game so we'll play in white".
Monday 23 June 2014
Blame Game
England Captain Steven Gerrard claimed the players take 'full responsibility' for being a pile of fucking wank, "We'll keep our places and laugh all the way to the bank".
Sunday 22 June 2014
Marked Man
Stan Collymore refused to apologise to War Veterans for supporting Argentina, "I come from a long line of dogshit and we never play for England".
Saturday 21 June 2014
Captain Fantastic
England down and out Wayne Rooney apologised for the lack of home grown talent, "Im devastated only 450 fucked off to Iraq I wish it could have been more".
Friday 20 June 2014
Thursday 19 June 2014
Here We Go
As England prepared for their crucial World Cup match with Uruguay the massive rise in Dementia saw English people forget how fucking shit they are.
Wednesday 18 June 2014
State of Play
When asked about the ISIS threat from all the cunts we've got living here David Cameron promised "Yes it's huge. There's fucking loads in the England team".
Tuesday 17 June 2014
Champions!
'Fuck women' said Cameron & Hague as they agreed to hand Iran your money along with anything else we've got. "Britain needs more shite and these cunts are the winners".
Monday 16 June 2014
Sunday 15 June 2014
Back Of The Net!
The continuous kissing of Steven Gerrard's arse by Roy Hodgson left England with a massive hole in midfield, "We needed more batteries up the rear as they came through like a train and cut us right in half".
Saturday 14 June 2014
#goalface
Baroness Jolie declared herself a fan of the England football team as they prepared to get stuffed by Italy, "Yes. William Hague tells me its full of black kids".
Friday 13 June 2014
Thursday 12 June 2014
FAIRPLAY!
Seismic cunt Sepp Blatter opened Brazil 2014 promising only he can win the World Cup, "Vote for me and I will continue to ensure more Bangladeshis' go flying through the air".
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