Boys From Brazil

There wasn't an Englishman in sight on World Cup Final night except a Liverpool fan who got round his travel ban.

Crowd Pleaser

Luis Felipe Scolari refused to accept Brazil are crap, "We aren't England we're shit free, not a minaret or a baby on benefits as far as the eye can see".

Hand of God!

Brendan Rodgers hailed the £64million Luis Suarez fee, "I can buy loads of shit with this and get Wilfried Bony".

Hacked Down

Two massive cunts in the World Cup Final and we've got Cameron & Clegg, "Go to Brazil" said Dave "We can listen to you there instead". 

Olé Olé Olé

Angela Merkel praised her team full of shit stained runts, "Come on boys let's show Brazil some real German cunt!"

Engerland

'Only 10 of us are on the list' said EU dirt cunt David Mellor, "There's no need for Twitter to take the piss".

The Players

No matter what they say England rule ok....

Saved!!!

'No need for an Enquiry' said David Cameron, "It's a massive breeding ground and they'll never win the league".

Brazilian

Columbia's Juan Zuniga denied he put Neymar out of the World Cup on purpose, "It wasn't my fault I tried to ride his arse assault".

Professional Foul

England piss Steven Gerrard claimed his 'right to be forgotten', "I play like shit and no cunt gets to read it".

Vanishing Spray

Chile's Alexis Sanchez told Liverpool to 'fuck off' as they demanded he play for them, "Im not signing I'll shriek".

Head-Shot....

USA Goalkeeper Tim Howard proved he isn't such a shower of shit after all, "Im a Christian not a Muslim".

Golden Boot

Fifa announced 'No more match-fixing in the World Cup' as all African teams are out, "Cameroon were over the moon, Nigeria left with a plethora but Ivory Coast got the most".